microwave explosions

According to my train buddy our conductor looks like a toad. I wholeheartedly agree.

today I have a greater understanding why babies rub their eyes when they are tired

green bananas are very predictable.
they always turn yellow.

getting to know someone new is like building a puzzle

incorporating the word post-haste as much as possible into conversations makes me smile inside

Metra has a blue sign with the following language:

"No Skate Boarding
No Roller Blading
No Bicycle Riding
No Scootering"

Until just now I was not aware that the verb scootering even existed.

there's so much to discover. in people. in places.

my coworker was in Ohio and shared the airport with body builders from the Arnold Sports Festival
 
= people watching on steroids

I'm listening to a song and as I opened up a file for work entitled St. Petersburg the song had the lyric St. Peters.
Crazy.

today I've been writing my 2's differently, unintentionally.
there are loops in them.

my next-door-coworker has a catapult in his office

the salami mystery has been solved.

my coworker proposes that I fell asleep at my desk, walked to the kitchen in my sleep, opened the refrigerator, took out the salami, ate it, walked back to my desk and woke up.

Based on my sleep history, I'll buy it.

sometimes you just gotta bug in your leg that makes you wanna dance!

someone went into my Tupperware and took out my salami
it has mysteriously disappeared

sometimes it sounds like people are dropping bowling balls above my office

Where is the Life we have lost in living?
-T.S. Eliot

studying body language when people are walking fascinates me

some songs put a longing in me to put on a long white linen dress, put ribbon in my hair and dance in a field of wild flowers

karaoke is a funny lookin' word