25 = lame mark birthday

I find it very awkward when someone is staring at you. Every time you look up, there are the eyes. How am I supposed to react to that?

computers fascinate me

apparently, if you can't find the food coloring, a magical fairy (in disguise as a 50 year old man) appears to point you in the right direction

I saw a teenager buying handcuffs in Jewel Osco.

note to self: running in the pouring wet run creates dry itchy skin. who would have thought?

doing dishes is like giving dishes a bath

just said flutted instead of fluid

hand cups

(I meant to say hung up)
creative zone much?

turns out my suspicions were correct. in the ladies room a coworker exclaimed "you look just like a baby doll!"

today my outfit reminds me of elementary school.
leggings and a flowery top.

turns out human hair has similar attributes to fishing line

the word nosy looks a lot like noss-y

sax player plays "if you're happy and you know it" while hundreds, if not thousands of commuters tromp homeward

if revolving doors were not made of transparent glass a lot of people would get hurt

"it's like a muppet exploded in a birthday card"

frosted mini wheats sink in milk

train naps = lovely

creamer in tea always reminds me of being on a plane

I wonder if anyone in the world microwaves their salad