"you are currently sitting on a dead train"-train conductor

"honey I don't make designs"-train conductor

Chewing on gum and sucking on a mint at the same time is a weird sensation.

"my manageable OCD tendencies"-coworker

Wouldn't it be cruel to name a child next?-steve

"i'll take 'projects I've been sitting on for a week' for 200 Alex" –coworker

"i'll put that into the head scratch-er pile"–coworker

pm stands for post meridiem

"Sometimes I feel like I hog you." -Elizabeth

I wish I knew how to do cartwheels.

Just saw a man dressed up like Albert Einstein rapping on Michigan and Randolph.

word of the day: crinkly

Flutophone's are real.

I think cottage cheese gets a bad rap. -Steve

"This is the fly at my picnic" –coworker

I was just told by a coworker that I was eating a hobo meal. Nice.

Everytime I see you with scarves it makes me want to puke.

Today is the best day of the whole year.

I just love exploring your house with my eyes. -Justin

"Trees grow from the air"-Nik