Let's just over promise and under deliver.

Drinking water with a spoon is delightful.

Just saw a dog on the train.

if these directions were followed, it would be good enough to line a bird cage with

"fingers crossed for singing."

"I love the fabric on the inside of your shirt"

earl is a great name.

hopening
-word of the day

winterized scaffolding.

that's right. they exist.

word of the day: awesoe

"in terms of cake" should be on everyone's new year's descriptor list

"you are currently sitting on a dead train"-train conductor

"honey I don't make designs"-train conductor

Chewing on gum and sucking on a mint at the same time is a weird sensation.

"my manageable OCD tendencies"-coworker

Wouldn't it be cruel to name a child next?-steve

"i'll take 'projects I've been sitting on for a week' for 200 Alex" –coworker

"i'll put that into the head scratch-er pile"–coworker

pm stands for post meridiem

"Sometimes I feel like I hog you." -Elizabeth