12.30.2010

Hot drinks have such an inviting essence.

12.29.2010

people are typically lying when they say 'no pun intended.' it is almost always followed by a ha ha ha. they clearly meant to say it.

12.27.2010

Caution Falling Ice signs are a bit of a contradiction. They exist to warn people of falling ice but when you look up to look for it, you run the risk of impaling your eyes.
Teenage girls have mastered smacking their gum distinctly

12.21.2010

I just called my cell phone from my work phone and was perplexed when my cell was ringing with a number I didn't recognize...

12.15.2010

Just saw a North Face advertisement "Give the gift of staying out longer." Genius.

12.10.2010

sometimes when I'm walking to work I feel like singing 'the ants go marching one by one hoorah hoorah' at the top of my lungs

12.06.2010

I was just made aware that there is a common pattern entitled hound tooth
somedays I forgot how completely revolutionary it is that a piece of plastic suctioned to my eye gives me sight
bundled up = limited peripheral vision
I love watching all the "cold, it's windy, this is painful" facial expressions on the passer-byers.
You know it's bad news when you wake up in a haze on the train thinking you are on your way home and not on your way to work. W
Alas, the 'now approaching Western Avenue' perplexed me greatly.
Multiple's are funny.
If you have multiple backups of something, it is almost guaranteed that you will loose all of them at once.
If you buy more than one of something as a, just-in-case-one-breaks-or-gets-lost-kinda-thing the first one you use lasts forever.
Being warm is a much higher priority than being fashionable.

12.02.2010

I feel a bit like royalty when the conductors on my train come by to collect tickets and just nod in my direction. It is like they are saying 'no sweat, you're a regular.'

11.30.2010

IT IS SNOWING!

11.29.2010

No Dumping signs intrigue me. Does anyone really ever stop, read the sign, then decide to not proceed with the dumping they had planned to do?
there is an awkward time of day that is neither good morning nor good afternoon.
alas, i have resolved to say good post-morning.

11.28.2010

I find it fascinating when the express line more than triples the normal lines in length. Sometimes I have the urge to inform people that the sign does not say 'ALL 15 items or fewer shoppers have to wait here.' But yet they do.

11.24.2010

soup tastes way better with a metal spoon, plastic spoons ruin soup

11.22.2010

shoulda worn rain boots
I appreciate what the strategy, but I find the tagline 'America runs on Dunkin' to be a bit far stretched. I do not know of any American runners who say 'let me just fill up on some coffee and donuts before my run!'
One of my neighbors thinks that we have a trash shoot for dog poop bags. We don't. Instead, I get the privilege of having my yard littered with tied up bags of dog poop.

11.18.2010

I just found out that there is a knitting store called hooker's nook? Reeeally?

11.17.2010

I am not the only crazy sleeper. My friend's husband woke up with her hand in his mouth.
Today I experienced a mini shower during my lunch date-much thanks to the cute old lady sitting next to me.
Is it possible to sprain your nose? If so Sally claims to have done it.
Today I raced a stranger to the train station.
I won.
this morning I had a crafty opportunity to tie-dye my black and white mittens with coffee

11.16.2010

"i've realized something, uncomfortable shoes make me more tired"
pancakes fried in bacon grease are crazy delicious, and unhealthy
when I eat tuna out of a can I feel like a cat

11.12.2010

note to fellow new home owners: timed heaters work better when the current time is not set to 12 hours earlier and 2 days late
Running gear is officially expensive. Grrrr.
cutting through newspaper is super satisfying
12 foot Subway at 8:54 in the morning, really??
I find the phrase interesting dynamic to be a bit redundant, because dynamic in essence is the opposite of static -sally

11.09.2010

Is having a Segway in a crowded train station really that helpful for a cop?

11.08.2010

my neighbor has a stroller that she walks her dog in

it's hot pink
coworker "clearly i shouldn't pour my coffee until i have my coffee"

11.05.2010

if I could pick my phone number I would pick 847-90210-10
I just received the kindest 'bless you' from a stranger.
according to people's magazine fat cats are out

11.04.2010

when we read we read the top half of letters
this morning I discovered that jumbo headphones can double as ear muffs

10.29.2010

"it's kinda like skiing, the shorter the skis the more control you have."

10.27.2010

these are a few of my union-station-at-rush-hour things:
•people using their hand like it is a fish to navigate through crowds
•newspaper sales guys
•sweet smell of chocolate coming from Blommer's down the river
•crochet angel sales lady (no one knows if she actually is selling them or just hanging out in a high traffic area making them)
•the faithful sax player
•monthly sighting of the Amish
•giving a salute/wave to my favorite conductor
"high buildings do complicate life"

10.25.2010

I would love to see how people would react to someone in foot traffic with car sound effects blasting from a hidden speaker that correlated to speed and quick movements

Screeching, fast turns, slamming on the breaks, gear shifting. The possibilities are endless!

somedays I have the strong urge to start dancing along with the music that is being blasted out of unaware-loud-music-listeners' headphones

10.22.2010

I am happy to report to everyone that it is officially knit accessories time. of course there are those of us who wear knit accessories all your long.
the inside of bananas are fascinating

10.18.2010

you can take the girl out of the forest but you can't take the forest out of the girl

10.17.2010

I just saw a gradient car

10.15.2010

you get the donut and the donut hole! -sally
I so do not love tourists. But yet I love being one. How odd.
walking up an escalator feels like magic

10.14.2010

"it's a comfort to know that i am a beacon for plastic"

10.13.2010

yesterday I fell asleep on the train. when I awoke my neck was sore so I started stretching. a guy starts talking next to me, rather loudly, 'don't you just LOOOOVE tuesdays? Aren't they just the best day of the week?'
yes, I do love tuesdays. and most days of the week for that matter...

10.01.2010

today I was ordering a latte. this is how the conversation went: no sugar? no. no syrup? no. no splenda, no nothing? no. are you sure? yes. wow, that is going to be a really strong latte.

9.24.2010

Speed bumps are always too bumpy
It fascinates me when peoples frustration rises so high that they feel the need to get everyone around them just as annoyed.

9.14.2010

the capacities of the human eye far exceeds any camera lens
Today I saw two women wearing short shorts with cowboy boots, no socks
I just encountered a 5 foot 40 year old woman walking through the train station with rap music playing loudly on her compact speakers

9.12.2010

bees typically have their stingers retracted

9.10.2010

water fountains and book stores are amazing

9.09.2010

I just heard someone say 'yo madre'
autumn chill has a distinct silence to it

9.07.2010

electrical pencil sharpeners are loaded with instant gratification

9.03.2010

word of the day:
proofalanche.

genius.
what was lost has now been found.
gone are the days of fork paranoia.

I have found my long-lost fork.
Zippers. That's my favorite part of camping. The sound of zippers.
I can't help but smile when I see someone wearing a big backpack and all you can see from the back are legs. If backpacks were people.
Complaining is very much like offering someone else verbal toxins. Who does it really benefit?
The air in chip bags is there to protect the chips from breaking. Hearts should have bags with air.
Reflections are trippy. Especially standing water. When the water dries up, no reflection.
Crispness is in the air.
Public facilities are cleaner in the morning.
This morning I discovered that in the middle of the night I unplugged my camera battery and woke up craddling it.

9.01.2010

umbrellas are majestic objects

8.26.2010

there is a fork thief at my work.
this has led me to some unhealthy fork paranoia.

7.29.2010

plastic forks and carrots do not mix well

7.14.2010

i have a random, but very vivid memory of the day when i first received glasses at the age of 9

7.13.2010

this morning: girl riding her bike with an unbuckled bike helmet. what's the point?
i can't stand when people claim my niceness as flirting. if niceness is extended to a cute boy does it realy automatically mean that i am being a flirt?

6.30.2010

I just ate a cookie that featured "100% butter" on its packaging.
Does that mean that I just ate a stick of butter?

6.22.2010

string cheese makes me oh so happy.
today I was put on hold. instead of playing elevator music they educated me with some news radio.
I saw 13 skateboarders. Skating in the loop. Weaving in and out of cars.
As they approached it sounded a like a stampede. A very young, not-so-smart stampede.

6.21.2010

I get very frustrated when I cannot speak to a real person when I call a place that I am paying money to. It is even worse when they say "we are currently experiencing higher call volume than normal." Is it really uncommon if they have that recording at all times?

6.15.2010

I love tea cups and tea saucers.

6.07.2010

on my way in today i was informed that it is blonde week in chicago

6.02.2010

cheese curds are more squeaky when warm

5.27.2010

i just discovered that it is difficult to spell my first name out loud - not because it is difficult to spell but because no one ever asks

5.26.2010

outdoor street chess always signifies summer to me

5.25.2010

I love when I put down an iced beverage with beaded water coming off of it and it ends up dancing on my desk.

5.17.2010

this morning I imagined everyone around me with bald heads. if this ever turned into a reality, everyone would look a lot more alike.

5.12.2010

this morning a woman walked like she was about to exclaim "hail Hitler."
alas, she was just hailing a cab.

who chooses to start hailing 6 yards before hitting the curb?
sometimes I feel like phrases like, "life is good" and "don't sweat the small stuff" need to be stapled to my hand as reminders.
labeling CDs is very satisfying. there is just something about the sharpie gliding onto the shiny CD.
Today I was struck by my daily 'familiars.' My daily life consists of hundreds of familiar strangers.

the woman who has worked at my favorite coffee shop for years
my train mates that i see everyday
the woman with the blue backpack that often walks in front of me on my way to work
the homeless man who greats me every morning with "good morning beautiful lady!"

So many faces, so many lives, so many stories to be told.
I saw a skyscraper window washer this morning. Talk about an adventurous job!

5.11.2010

a co-worker today almost wrote man thanks, instead of many thanks. 2 phrases with very different meanings - with just a one letter difference!
I think that pulling up knee socks that have scrunched to my ankles is very satisfying

5.10.2010

coffee just splashed onto my desk in the shape of a duck

5.07.2010

it's official: i am declaring today as a day to jump in puddles, NOT a rainy dreary day

5.06.2010

somedays I just need to create something tactile
today a stuffed animal cat purse was sited at adams and wabash

5.05.2010

choir is chair with an o

5.03.2010

today we discussed blue raspberry artificial flavoring. i wonder who first said "let's call this blue raspberry."

today i heard a group of men call out to a woman "hey buddy!" just seemed a bit odd.

4.30.2010

a man on a roof fixing the letter y waved back with a smile when i waved to him this morning
I just discovered the crazy beauty of frothed milk on oatmeal!

4.29.2010

does hot soup fill me up because i have to eat it so slowly or because it truly is filling?
whiteboards have a lovely depth factor when doodling
what a morning.

1. man on the lower level of the train brought his new iPad in the box, with the plastic coating. either it is very new or he is a bit proud/over protective
2. couple on the lower level of the train were fighting and neglecting their 8 month old baby. thankfully the baby fell asleep but the fight ebbed and flowed as we made our way into the city
3. man had some fresh cut purple flowers from his yard stuffed into his roll-along briefcase
4. man had some packaging stuck to the bottom of his shoe. he stopped to take it off but it was really stuck so he kept walking pretending it wasn't there
5. a couple was having a fight on the street - yelling and cussing each other out, assuming everyone in the one block radius wanted to know about their conflict

never a dull moment.

4.28.2010

spaghettio's has a deficiency of e's. the adult version should have all of the letters.
they should make spaghettio's for adults.
tagline: "for the refined child in you"

4.27.2010

yesterday there was a very specific placed piece of trash on my way home. i guess someone wanted to expressing themselves through their littering.
this morning i saw eighteen - EIGHTEEN! - buses in a line on adams. it was three blocks long. buses buses buses.

4.23.2010

acoustic guitars with vocals sometimes causes my eyes to well up with tears. beauty.

4.20.2010

today I was drinking tea and after taking a sip the tea splashed back into my eye

4.17.2010

today a on older lady exclaimed "you look so pretty!" as I walked by. we should tell strangers that they are pretty more often.

4.15.2010

it never ceases to amaze me how many people that dislike their lives try to convince me to dislike mine. i mean really?
I just had a moment. I really like my name.
Call me crazy but I feel like after 24 years I have finally begun to feel like an Emma. Thanks for the name mom and dad.

4.13.2010

it's official. i love vegetables.

4.01.2010

this week i am struck by Jesus' willingness to die on the cross. he could have run away. he knew it was coming but yet he stuck it out.

creation

the action of creation is spectacular. creating something out of nothing. i mean really? crazy cool when you strip it down.

3.29.2010

I've decided that I like shabby chic

3.24.2010

note to self: couscous has explosive qualities when placed in a microwave

3.10.2010

note to self: frozen milkshakes are not as good as fresh milkshakes

3.05.2010

today I made a new friend on the train.

3.03.2010

if I had to play any instrument I would pick the contrabassoon. Even if just to be able to say "I play the contrabassoon"

3.01.2010

i've recently discovered that coffee lids are froth killers

2.26.2010

fill me with popcorn and call me cracker jack
yesterday I saw a man walking with headphones belting out the song he was listening, for all to hear
not having something makes me appreciate it so much more.
like scarves.

2.25.2010

"It's not that God speaks louder in nature, it's just that it's easier to hear him in the silence"

2.24.2010

money money money. must be funny. in a rich man's world.

2.23.2010

Violet coat. Green and yellow scarf. Lime green beret.

Lovely.

2.12.2010

The site was beautiful. A little boy holding his mothers hand, skipping along, ready to take on the big city. Proclaiming: "I saw the top of the tower!"

I could hear the conversation from their morning in my head as I walked beside them. "Okay honey. Today is a very special day. Today you will be coming with mommy to work and see all the big buildings and wear your Bears hat and pack all your treasures in your special cubs backpack."
I saw colleagues with matching winter coats. I wonder what the story is behind that.

2.11.2010

I wish we still had balls and dance cards

2.10.2010

I think it is a bit heartbreaking when someone compliments me while simultaneously tearing themselves down
my eye just has a run in with an eyelash. the eye won.
i love snow boots
classical music inspires and refreshes
this morning I saw a woman carrying a watering can to work

2.09.2010

yesterday I saw 2 dogs running their human
going to work in a snowstorm. simply delightful, I pretended I was downhill skiing.

2.05.2010

this morning the river was wearing a stained glass winter jacket

2.04.2010

i'm thankful for teeth that can eat carrots

2.03.2010

Taking a different route to work this morning gave me a sense of adventure.

I even cut through the lobby of the beautiful Palmer House.
Computers are fascinating. So much going on in such a small space.
Today I saw a donut crossing the street.

2.02.2010

Where in the World is Carmen San Diego

2.01.2010

listening to Sofia Karlsson with headphones takes me to a different world.
A cheery, contemplative, happy world.
I saw a businessman wearing a fedora. I love fedora's.

1.30.2010

I have decided that snowflakes are like instruments in an orchestra. They each play their own song, up / down, fast / slow, big / small. They are each unique but together they make one big beautiful symphony.
 
Or perhaps every snowflake is listening to headphones with the exact same song and dancing. Today they appear to be listening to Mendelssohn.

1.27.2010

A woman on the train kept saying to her husband. "What else...?" Over and over and over.

He really didn't have much to say.
the sun is shining.

the what?
THE SUN.

1.23.2010

One man's trash is one women's treasure. Lived out in its glory.

1.22.2010

Today I wondered: how do you cross out an x?
I guess scribbles.
Today I saw a back-lit deer. 
Today there was a world being constructed on my way to work.
Today they added Europe.
Today I saw a woman wearing a yellow and black wizards cape. With yellow fringes and all, even a pom-pom on the end of the pointed hood.
Today I spilled coffee and creamer and it looked like a bull's head, with horns and all.