Do cats really take short naps?

this morning I saw gold sequined uggs.

my work kitchen, no joke, has instant cheese grits

None of that shady business... except it would provide the shade...

Babysitting. Babies getting smooched everywhere!

Double eyelids exist. Oh the little things I know...

It's my new angled lob.

Let's just over promise and under deliver.

Drinking water with a spoon is delightful.

Just saw a dog on the train.

if these directions were followed, it would be good enough to line a bird cage with

"fingers crossed for singing."

"I love the fabric on the inside of your shirt"

earl is a great name.

hopening
-word of the day

winterized scaffolding.

that's right. they exist.

word of the day: awesoe

"in terms of cake" should be on everyone's new year's descriptor list