"you are currently sitting on a dead train"-train conductor

"honey I don't make designs"-train conductor

Chewing on gum and sucking on a mint at the same time is a weird sensation.

"my manageable OCD tendencies"-coworker

Wouldn't it be cruel to name a child next?-steve

"i'll take 'projects I've been sitting on for a week' for 200 Alex" –coworker

"i'll put that into the head scratch-er pile"–coworker

pm stands for post meridiem

"Sometimes I feel like I hog you." -Elizabeth

I wish I knew how to do cartwheels.

Just saw a man dressed up like Albert Einstein rapping on Michigan and Randolph.

word of the day: crinkly

Flutophone's are real.