Just saw someone throw a burning cigarette into a pile of woodchips without snuffing it out...really?
Life Lessons 101:
burning object+wood = fire

I think I've decided that dill is my favorite herb.

one orphaned fancy high heeled shoe sighting. 4 inches and shiny black must have just been too much.

overcome by the goodness of the smell after a morning rain

it's official. i guess i am an endorphin addict.

at checkout the Potbelly's man told me I owed him seven hundred and forty nine penny's
and he was able to keep a straight face through the delivery

"when I was in high school, I was playing tennis and got wacked in the face with an eye"
—had-lie

fruit flies are also very difficult to catch mid air

where do fruit flies come from and how do they just magically appear?

perhaps you could just make the font on just that one page smaller?

one of my favorite project managers just requested that I put something in lower font

"I actually like blueberries in all forms" -Lucy

the depants-ing guy is back, and now he has a big box with 36 cheez-it snack bags

"they were good...very loud and very bright"
-friends description of fireworks

the man next to me on the train...no joke...just stood up, undid his pants all the way and casually tucked in his shirt. Must be European.

I've never really understood the expression cool beans

I in to let = toilet