I think cottage cheese gets a bad rap. -Steve

"This is the fly at my picnic" –coworker

I was just told by a coworker that I was eating a hobo meal. Nice.

Everytime I see you with scarves it makes me want to puke.

Today is the best day of the whole year.

I just love exploring your house with my eyes. -Justin

"Trees grow from the air"-Nik

can I have a beef pancake on a bun?

thank you for the gift of good smells in my nose

"cars just seem so antiquated" -Michelle

"Have you been smelling some type of byproduct of a secret pizza party going on around here?" –coworker

Quiet cars are great for napping.

"otherwise it is just going to look like a big pile of doo-doo if you put all that copy in there"