I continue to be amazed at the similarities of finding a job and dating

this book is so good, it tastes good!
-Sandy

red neck ghetto

so exactly what does that visually look like?

apparently, eating on the CTA is subject to a $300 fine

getting to know someone new is sorta like learning a new language

powerlines are squirrel highways that probably never have tail to nose traffic.

strawberries = summer

therfore:
summer = strawberries

I always find it humorous when I set the timer but forget to start it.

A door can be ajar. But a jar cannot be a door. -Web Guy