Homewoods water tower says the followig: home sweet Homewood.

"I just like the excuse of getting to call women wenches all day."
-random stranger on the metra electric

nice strangers on the other side of the phone make all the difference when making phone calls you don't want to make

shiny things make my eyes hurt

Test

free things are better when shared

I just realized that I've been spelling a word wrong for as long as I remember using it.
Beauteous, not beautious.

Hmm...

do yourself a favor and NEVER google leeches to verify that you've spelt it correctly

turns out that highlighting highlighter is not super effective

what is it about sunglasses that makes you feel so cool?

"You know. There are a lot of people artified there."