call me crazy, but I love the feeling up pulling up my socks, even better if the experience is lengthened by knee socks

a want a bouncy ball suit and a big padded room

my then-cookies-now-rocks have been attacked by 72 hours of air

Does anyone ever call the phone number on the 'to advertise here' billboards? I want to meet the guy who sees a blank billboard and says 'Wow! That is exactly what I should do! That location is perfect for my new marketing efforts.'

Wisconsin radio has 2 options: country and country twang

Still feel like Europe. Just ate some frog legs.

I guess I'm taking a speed trip through Europe: Denmark, luxemborg, Brussels... Oh wait I'm just in the boonies of Wisconsin.

My new friend and I were catching the same train. He was sprinting I was walking.

> A busy street on my walking route went from one way to two way. Accident waiting to happen.

you can determine if someone is going to be an escalator walker or stander by the speed at which they step on

this morning I'm reminded of how precious life is

I just heard someone say, "for like 47 minutes," the descriptor seems a bit odd smashed with 47

Red bull man is back. Don't you just loooove Wednesdays?

the smell of fresh brewing coffee in the kitchen reminds me of grandma's

I'm about to get off the train and there are two men with the exact same shoes on

today i discovered strips of plastic in my shirt seams

it fascinates me that as a human race we are much faster to get angry when other peoples action make us look bad

this morning someone stepped on the back of my shoe on my way to work.
it came off.

i find it interesting when people start a conversation with 'not that it matters'

this morning I was minding my own business walking to my desk and a grumpy coworker with a 'get a life'

perplexity ensued