The woman next to me on the train is eating 2 hard boiled eggs, 1 hot pickle and protein drink. Not sure what a hot pickle is, is it heated? It comes in some type of foil packaging.

bacon mints. shocking I know, but they are real.

I was just informed that Oreo chocolate chip cookies exist.

I decided some disney songs would be a good start to my day. I got up and went to the bathroom and somehow by the time that I returned to my desk you could hear blasting Disney goodness. oops.

life is too short to not be silly

In a meeting today I kept hitting a coworkers foot.
I think it happened 6 times in a 45 minute meeting.
How do you explain that?

today I bought fresh bread from a bakery.
the only thing missing was a vintage bike, a bike basket and a red bow to go in my hair.

from the sound I just heard I have every reason to believe that there is a witch in my midst

a fridge is kind of like a grown-up version of tetris
except the shapes don't always perfectly fit together

the taste of tea with creamer (instead of milk) reminds me of being a on a plane

getting an electrical shock through headphones is a peculiar feeling

office temp yesterday: 85
office temp today: 60

would I get worker's comp for frost bite?

CVS marketing down the street from my office communicates that they sell babies...
and beverages

different guest blog in response to first guest blog:
It's like a lowlight.

Here is a post from a guest, I guess making it a guest blog:
Did you know that highlighter actually fades over time? Does that not defeat its original purpose?

Is it normal to take a nap 1 1/2 hours after you have woken up for the day?

Decommuting=commuting the opposite way

today I was told: "I like that shirt, it matches your eyeballs"

Sometimes I think that talking to myself is so funny I laugh out loud.

I get frustrated when a Customer Service phone number is buried in a website. Customer Service starts before I even pick up the phone and start looking for a phone number.